When I was a kid, show-and-tell was always a highlight of the year for me. I always saw it as a contest. I wanted to show everybody how much more cooler I was than they were and bring in the BEST stuff. Like in 4th grade, when people were bringing in their favorite toys and dumb family albums, I brought in my parakeet named Jo-Jo. I was pretty baller (yeah, I said it). He was the class pet for the day. He died a week later though. RIP. Now that I look back on it, I'm pretty sure Selena died that week too. Cool?
Well, looks like I was one-upped by a kindergartener in St. Louis. The little hoodlum brought in a bag of crystal meth and a crack pipe to school! DA-YUM!
Luckily, a very observant teacher spotted the student with the drugs before they were presented to the class. Looks like the kid learned a very valuable lesson at school...
...finders keepers, losers weepers!
...how about them snapples?!
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