...because this woman bites too...LITERALLY!
A Florida woman was arrested in St. Petersburg yesterday for devouring (ok, more like nibbling) an old guy's face IN A VACANT HOOTERS. She claims she's a vampire and doesn't remember the incident.
She was found inside the restaurant naked and covered in blood.
Now...okay. Seriously...a wanna-be vampire...vacant Hooters?! Really?
Oh Florida.
You know, I may live in Florida, but I'm so glad I'm from Texas.
Floridians are CRAZY!
Crazy Vampire Lady Story
...how about them snapples?
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