So, I'm thinking of changing the Folger's Coffee jingle to...
...because apparently that's what Nicolas Cage wakes up to.
While promoting his new movie, Trespass (which will probably suck because everything he's in sucks...have you seen Knowing?!), Cage admitted to being a victim of home invasion. He was woken up to find a naked man eating a fudgesicle standing at the foot of his bed.
If that's what he's into... whatever...
Who am I to judge? But you know, this really doesn't surprise me at all. Don't let the macho, flabby/muscle-y guy fool you. It's a fact that he's a total queen. I read it somewhere.
By the way, his middle name is Kim. Coincidence. Absolutely not!
Nicolas Cage-sicle Story
...how about them snapples?!
If that's what he's into... whatever...
Who am I to judge? But you know, this really doesn't surprise me at all. Don't let the macho, flabby/muscle-y guy fool you. It's a fact that he's a total queen. I read it somewhere.
By the way, his middle name is Kim. Coincidence. Absolutely not!
Nicolas Cage-sicle Story
...how about them snapples?!
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